subtitles for dead set s01e05 (pdtv-river)

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This programme contains very strong
language and scenes of horror which
some viewers may find disturbing.
- You won't make it.
- I have got to go.
We're gonna get to the nearest port,
get the fuck out of Britain.
We can't. They just keep coming.
Oh, fuck.
That's one of them, er,
water door things.
- Pass me the peanut butter.
- What's the magic word?
Fuck off.
- We need an escape plan.
- We haven't thought of that.
We'll bait them away
from the gates long enough
and drive straight through!
- (Space) With what?
- (Riq) Fuck.
They eat flesh, don't they, right?
That's what they eat.
We'll give 'em some!
- I'm so sorry.
- I know.
I didn't say it was gonna be
a genteel parlour game,
you titted fucking idiot!
You should come help me with this.
It's not as bad as it looks.
Oh. Got a live one.
SHOOTING
Oi! I'm...I'm a normal person!
Coulda sworn this one said summat.
I'm normal!
Heh! Says he's normal!
SHOOTING
- Don't fucking shoot, then!
- Do ya mean?
I'm a normal person!
Riq. Riq!
- Riq!
- Kelly?